So special, So special, So special!

"We look the same

We talk the same

We even fuck the same"

-Courtney Love

Photo Credit- Me
(I guess you could say I'm that socially awkward bird in the corner)

If you’re not anything like Bill Gates, you’re not special. Maybe if you're lucky you might be unique, but you’re not UH-mazing.

Hello, my name is Heather. I'm a Sagittarius. That means I'm good at sex. It also means that I'm apart of a special group of talented people who were born between late November and late December. Sometimes me and some fellow Sags brag about our preordained personality traits that make us certified Sagittarians, such as:

• Being a fire sign (feel the burn?)
• Optimistic ("Yes!")
• People magnet (sociopaths love me)
• Always smiling (my face really hurts)
• Imaginative (What if... I do this instead of that other thing?)

 And boy, do I feel special. 

I don't want to give you a long introduction about myself. Introductions are basically spoilers.

I bet you kinda liked that. 

Well yeah, that's because someone UH-mazing said it way better in her 35th anniversary edition of "To Kill a Mockingbird."

I'll leave you with the actual quote:

"Introductions inhibit pleasure, they kill the joy of anticipation, they frustrate curiosity."

-Harper Lee